Cat

or: Sadistic death reaper kitty

My cat eats vegeterians
and fish out of aquariums

When you feed my cat rice
it goes instead to catch mice

Butterflies do spark curiosity
and invoke kitten animosity

My cat delights
in the thought of fights
to vanquish wee beasties

like dust bunnies
and untied laces

 

 

My cats favourite habit
is slicing up rabbits
and making lawn ornaments out of their ears

I wanted to get a prescription
for my cats evil addiction

But my cat likes it this way
and frankly so do I