35 calibre pistol

flintlock pistol

bigass shotgun

ultra sonic megadeathblaster

spoon

cheese

ONE OF THEM THINGS THAT SLICES AND DICES AND MAKES TWIRLS OUT OF LEMONS AND CUCUMBERS AND OPENS BOTTLES AND PEELS ONIONS AND CRACKS COCONUTS, COMES WITH A STOPWATH AND A FOOD PROCESSOR AND FEEDS COWS AND DOES DISHED TOO!!

thingamabob

hosamawhitsit

nose hair trimmer

block of cheese