Giff quietly slipped a dollar bill in the man's outstretched hand
He suddenly woke up, and stood up to reveal his u.s. marshal badge
"HELP ME HELP ME THERE A BUNCH OF CANNIBALS TRYING TO
EAT ME YOU GOTTA HELPP ME IM LIVIN IN THIS TINY TOWN WITH ALL
THESE CRAZY SAD PEOPLE WITH NO CARS OR INTERNET AND THERES NO
PORN AND MYMONANDDADARENTHOMEANDITHINKTHEYRE
"What the hell are you talkin about. im just warin my halloween costume, I sold all my rags to get it....."
"Are there any cops in this town..."
Thanks alot no wonder your a bum!