At the gas station, or the petrol station if your british, or maybe they call it a pump...whatever.

Giff walked up to the well lit "Foood Shaaak" Convenience store and talked to th old guy at the counter.

"Excuse me do you have a phone?"

"Nope"

"..........."

"..........." The old man just stared into infinity in front of him.
"Then whats that on your counter, it's a phone"
"nope"
"Is that all you can say?"
"nope"
"Then what else can you say"
"nope"
"Do you have testacles"
"........................................nope"
"Are you a woman?"
"Nope"
"OKay, can I use your phone?"
"Nope"
"Can I not punch you, not steal some candy, not kick you in the nuts and make a phone call?"
"Nope...erh ....Yup"

Giff punched the geezer in the nose and knocked him over and then jumped over the counter and kicked him in the nuts. He grabbed some twizzlers and a snickers bar and picked up the phone:

Due to the no phones law of pleasantville you are not allowed to make phonecalls because phonecalls are not pleasant....Due to the no pho-

Bullshit.....