Na, Calling the cops is the right thing to do but calling the cops is for wussies....

whatever.....

 

9-1-1, could you please hold..................

(cheap jazz music)

 

 

 

".........Hello,"

 

"please help me I'm-"

 

"If you know the police code for your emergency, please press one, if you do not please press 2, right now"

"oh,(a recording)...........(2)"

 

"you pressed the 2 key meaning you dont know the police code for the emergency or crime being commited, your obviously very stupid! if this is correct please wait, if not hang up and try again......."

 

"HEY IM NOT STUPID!! SO IM GONNA HANG UP!!"

clunk*

 

 

"..........................Aw crap."